Don't Feed the Plants!

I didn't mean it; you should totally feed your plants!  They bring joy and blessed oxygen to the world.  But don't feed the ravenous, alien, blood-eating variety (Audrey II!  No!). Random musical theatre references aside,  I have discovered a couple of indoor plants that I can't kill!  I tend to forget to water them or accidentally keep them in a dark corner where they plot their revenge for my maltreatment until they die.  Here is my short list for the indoor plant-challenged.

1) Christmas Cactus (genus Schlumbergera)

They are cactus, so keep in a bright place and water on occasion.  I have ignored this for many, many weeks at a time before, and it has survived for about 4 years so far.  It even blooms in time for Christmas!

2. Orchids  

I am absolutely not an orchid expert, and I have killed many.  This time though, my mother-in-law gave me two orchids for Easter last year, and I was determined to give it the old college try.  I keep them in my sunroom, which gets lots of indirect light.  I also keep the moss they are in somewhat moist; I walk by and touch the moss on occasion, and if it's dry, I water them.  No schedule.  Mostly ignoring.  I don't know how it works, but they both bloomed this year.  The white one has 11 blooms on it so far!  My mom did wash the leaves once since dust on them can apparently hinder the happiness of the plant.

3. Philodendron 

Phil for short.  He's kind of in a dark spot, I check him for dryness and water him maybe once a month.  He seems happy and gives us oxygen.  Easiest relationship I have ever had.

4. Air plants

I might have an abnormal obsession with these, but I think they are too cute!  It's like having little aliens around the house.  I literally just spray them with some water whenever I think of it.

I've got them every which way...hanging in a window...

sitting on a shelf...

 on a window sill...

in a votive holder...

in a glass container with aquarium gravel...

and even in a cage!

Okay, looking at them all together, I might have a problem.

There you have it, my four mostly kill-proof indoor plants!  They add a bit of life to our decor, and I love them.

My Personal Stages of Happiness

Step One: Dissatisfaction

How can you achieve happiness without first knowing pain and suffering?  Okay, those emotions may be a little strong for how I felt about our "office" set up in the weird nook next to the fireplace.

I had painted the wall to the nook green, and it had previously been home to just bookcases and at one awkward time, our television (awkward since there is a sliding glass door directly to the right of this picture and someone would have to walk directly in front of the T.V. viewer to get out that way).  The television also had to be way too far from the couch to accommodate the door.  Anywho, this was barely functional (it always felt really cramped) and didn't really provide much in way of desk space.  These are just two Target bookcases squunched together (technical term) with an old computer desk's pull out keyboard tray screwed to the underside of a shelf.  We lived with this for about a year, but it was starting to grate at my aesthetic nerves.

Second Step: Inspiration
First step was to remove everything and repaint the wall white. It somehow made the tiny nook look quite a bit bigger, which was actually surprising.  Next step was to thrift store shop for a suitable desk.  I considered Ikea stuff, but it was all too...generic and sterile for this area.  I love Ikea, but sometimes thrifted things have more personality.  I found an old (1990- not actually old) Bombay company desk at a thrift store and a headboard. Cut off the bottom section of the headboard and I got this lovely image.

Third Step: Drudgery

Somehow it fit the space perfectly.  I painted everything white (trying out Benjamin Moore's Advance paint-like it so far) and attached some leftover bead board to the back of the headboard (the old back had seen better days).  

Step Four: Shopping

I found some really handsome knobs at Hobby Lobby (on sale for 50% off, don't ya know).

A thrifted mirror later...

Step Five: Art-Making

I needed quite a bit of art to fill the space above the desk.  I laid it all out on the ground first to find the best arrangement.  Something asymmetrical but not too wonkified.  I had this Ikea frame that had white corners and natural wood everywhere else.  I said I didn't like the look of the light wood color and my lovely husband suggested I paint it a color.  I found this cute print at Ikea and color inspiration struck.  Taped off the white corners and sprayed away! (Sorry for the terrible photo, the corner can actually be quite dark...haven't gotten my perfect lamp yet)

Next was a Valentine's Day card my husband got me from Anthropologie.  Best one I've ever gotten. I just used a spray-painted thrifted frame and some craft paper as a mat.

Next, a cool page from last year's calendar in another spray-painted frame.

Finally, I saw this crafty technique last time I was in France, in a town called Dinan.  This artist had rolled paper and then placed them into different arrangements.  The image really stuck with me and I couldn't wait to give it a try.  I used Modge Podge and a lollipop stem to roll each piece of craft paper.  Then I used more Modge Podge to stick them into a chevron pattern.  It was time-consuming, but I think well worth it!

Step Six: Sublime Happiness

Put it all together with a few fun containers, an awesome Dali-esque clock, and you get a totally different office area!

More gratuitous pictures.

So there you have it, for about $250 or so, a totally revamped office space, a.k.a. happiness personified.